GO TO SLEEP EARLY AND SLIP IT IN THE MORNING

TAX DAY RELAX DAY
YOU'RE MOTHER'S GOT A TIT OR TWO
CATHOLIC GUILT THAT YOUR FATHER BUILT
AND YOUR AUNTIE'S A LEVIATHAN
A LIAR THEN
SHE CAN'T GET A CAT WET
YOU BETTER BET.
WHAT?


Thursday, April 15th 9 P.M. AT THE SCHLAFLY TAP ROOM:
The Skekses
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Barely-Free Partial Prisoners
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Catholic Guilt
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